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dokkalfheimr) wrote2021-01-31 06:29 pm
dokkalfheimr) wrote2021-01-31 06:29 pm
Inventory - Unknown Seas
THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY YOURS
A Buck Knife - What do you have? Old, but still sharp. The handle has some interesting runes carved into it.
Lucas Lee Collection - A 7 DVD collection of Lucas Lee films, perfect for any collector! Or just someone who thinks he's hot, even if he is a sell-out.
Protagonist Bass - A red bass guitar fit for a protagonist. Requires music proficiency to play.
THINGS SHE WILL YARD-SALE TO LITERALLY ANYONE
01. Globe (x2) - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
02. BBQ Sauce (x2) - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
11. Ten-Gallon Hat (x4) - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
13. Air Tank (x2) - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty.
14. Waterfall Poster (x2) - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
16. Marionette (x2) - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award (x2) - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
28. Toy Laser Sword (x2) - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
29. Monopoly (x4) - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
31. Wizard Hat (x2) - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
35. Labcoat (x3) - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt (x3) - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit (x2) - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
63. Action Figure (x2) - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
65. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
68. Foam Dart Pistol (x2) - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
THINGS SHE IS KEEPING
01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
06. Hand-Made Paper (x4) - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
12. Nisse (x2) - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
18. Bucket of Bricks (x2) - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
20. Wooden Flute (x3) - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
37. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
49. Charlie Pants (x2) - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
53. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
57. “Letter Opener” (x2) - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
58. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” (x4) - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
60. “Personal Space Reminder” (x2) - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like New York City? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Dökkálfheimr? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Raccoon City? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Antarctica? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
67. Corkboard (x2) - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
Artifact - An ancient... statue, of some kind, but with a modern switch on the back? Looks important, don't let it drop!
Matryoshka Dolls - A set of nesting dolls that seem well-loved.
Nectar (x1) - A portion of nectar from the realm of dreams, treasured and consumed by the álfar. Equal parts floral and sweet in taste, it's surprisingly pleasant to drink regardless of your usual inclinations...and don't worry if you feel a little strange after drinking it, that's probably just your imagination.
Nightmare Horn - Despite the name, it's a large, twisted branch covered in thorns, with exposed portions within the wood that seem to glow with blue light. It doesn't seem to do anything here… Outside of, well, being a really big stick. You can probably whack people with it?
Siegfried, sans magic bullets— this is a strange-looking gun. It’s empty, however.
Silver Crown - A circlet made of silver, designed to look like a ring of leaves connected to a stylized flower in the center. Suitable for royalty...or a god, perhaps.
HORRIBLE ABOMINATIONS
34. Modified Blobfish Kigurumi (x3) - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. Stuffed into horrible human-shaped effigies with their faces sewn shut, for the sake of beating them up, destroying them, or otherwise venting frustration.
THINGS SHE IS NO LONGER IN POSSESSION OF
01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time! (Left at the memorial)
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food. (Consumed.)
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! (Consumed.)
10. Diamond (x2) - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere. (Offered as tribute to Lord Davy.)
17. Mango (x3) - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this. (Consumed.)
22. Live Bait (x5) - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
25. Box of Chocolates (x4) - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
25. Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (Given to B.B.)
26. Coconut (x3) - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you while trapped at the bottom of the sea, but it refuses to complain... (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
34. Modified Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. Stuffed into horrible human-shaped effigies with their faces sewn shut, for the sake of beating them up, destroying them, or otherwise venting frustration. (Destroyed.)
34. Modified Blobfish Kigurumi (x2) - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. Stuffed into horrible human-shaped effigies with their faces sewn shut, for the sake of beating them up, destroying them, or otherwise venting frustration.(Given to Yeager.)
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor! (Left at the memorial.)
41. Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing! (Consumed.)
42. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents. (...Consumed...)
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream (x2) - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors. (Consumed.)
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! (x2) - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it. (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
46. Hand Bra (x3) - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. (Destroyed.)
48. Trust Exercises and You! (x2) - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out? (Left in the library.)
50. Parkour 101 (x2) - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment. (Left in the library.)
62. An Egg (x4) - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage (x2) - Nice! (Consumed.)
Chaos Emerald - A beautifully polished purple gemstone said to hold immense power. You should probably wash your hands after holding this. (Given to Yeager.)
Chaos Emerald - A beautifully polished red gemstone said to hold immense power. The power of love and lust and hate, all those things at once. (Given to Yeager.)
Eau de Seduction - An extremely pungent men's cologne in a purple vial. Supposed to make the wearer irresistible, but would probably be more effective as a chemical weapon. (Returned to Decus.)
Flower of Plenty: Toss an orb to your Álfar, oh Flower of Plenty~ Memes aside, it's just a withered looking flower with no powers, yet an almost sickly sweet scent. (Returned to Plumeria.)
Hairbrush - A pink and red hairbrush. Looks a little old-fashioned. (Returned to Anna.)
Ketchup Plant: a yellow flower plant, with some...interesting fruits in the center of the flowers. Those fruits turn out to be ketchup inside some sort of fragile organic capsule. (Returned to Filbo.)
Nectar (x2) - A portion of nectar from the realm of dreams, treasured and consumed by the álfar. Equal parts floral and sweet in taste, it's surprisingly pleasant to drink regardless of your usual inclinations...and don't worry if you feel a little strange after drinking it, that's probably just your imagination.
School Uniform - A uniform for a student of Ashford Academy. (Returned to Zero.)
Spot: A ginger tabby cat. If you are not Data, she is probably extremely unhappy right now; handle with caution. (Returned to Data.)
The Forest of Thorns – a green-colored hard liquor with a strange logo on it. (Offered as tribute to Lord Davy.)
A Buck Knife - What do you have? Old, but still sharp. The handle has some interesting runes carved into it.
Lucas Lee Collection - A 7 DVD collection of Lucas Lee films, perfect for any collector! Or just someone who thinks he's hot, even if he is a sell-out.
Protagonist Bass - A red bass guitar fit for a protagonist. Requires music proficiency to play.
THINGS SHE WILL YARD-SALE TO LITERALLY ANYONE
01. Globe (x2) - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
02. BBQ Sauce (x2) - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
11. Ten-Gallon Hat (x4) - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
13. Air Tank (x2) - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty.
14. Waterfall Poster (x2) - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
16. Marionette (x2) - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award (x2) - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
28. Toy Laser Sword (x2) - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
29. Monopoly (x4) - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
31. Wizard Hat (x2) - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
35. Labcoat (x3) - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt (x3) - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
39. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
52. Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit (x2) - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
63. Action Figure (x2) - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
65. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
68. Foam Dart Pistol (x2) - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
THINGS SHE IS KEEPING
01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
06. Hand-Made Paper (x4) - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
12. Nisse (x2) - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
18. Bucket of Bricks (x2) - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
20. Wooden Flute (x3) - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
37. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
38. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
49. Charlie Pants (x2) - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
51. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
53. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
57. “Letter Opener” (x2) - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
58. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
59. “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” (x4) - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
60. “Personal Space Reminder” (x2) - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like New York City? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Dökkálfheimr? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Raccoon City? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
64. Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Antarctica? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
67. Corkboard (x2) - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
Artifact - An ancient... statue, of some kind, but with a modern switch on the back? Looks important, don't let it drop!
Matryoshka Dolls - A set of nesting dolls that seem well-loved.
Nectar (x1) - A portion of nectar from the realm of dreams, treasured and consumed by the álfar. Equal parts floral and sweet in taste, it's surprisingly pleasant to drink regardless of your usual inclinations...and don't worry if you feel a little strange after drinking it, that's probably just your imagination.
Nightmare Horn - Despite the name, it's a large, twisted branch covered in thorns, with exposed portions within the wood that seem to glow with blue light. It doesn't seem to do anything here… Outside of, well, being a really big stick. You can probably whack people with it?
Siegfried, sans magic bullets— this is a strange-looking gun. It’s empty, however.
Silver Crown - A circlet made of silver, designed to look like a ring of leaves connected to a stylized flower in the center. Suitable for royalty...or a god, perhaps.
HORRIBLE ABOMINATIONS
34. Modified Blobfish Kigurumi (x3) - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. Stuffed into horrible human-shaped effigies with their faces sewn shut, for the sake of beating them up, destroying them, or otherwise venting frustration.
THINGS SHE IS NO LONGER IN POSSESSION OF
01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time! (Left at the memorial)
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food. (Consumed.)
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! (Consumed.)
10. Diamond (x2) - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere. (Offered as tribute to Lord Davy.)
17. Mango (x3) - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this. (Consumed.)
22. Live Bait (x5) - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
25. Box of Chocolates (x4) - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
25. Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (Given to B.B.)
26. Coconut (x3) - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you while trapped at the bottom of the sea, but it refuses to complain... (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
34. Modified Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. Stuffed into horrible human-shaped effigies with their faces sewn shut, for the sake of beating them up, destroying them, or otherwise venting frustration. (Destroyed.)
34. Modified Blobfish Kigurumi (x2) - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world. Stuffed into horrible human-shaped effigies with their faces sewn shut, for the sake of beating them up, destroying them, or otherwise venting frustration.(Given to Yeager.)
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor! (Left at the memorial.)
41. Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing! (Consumed.)
42. Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents. (...Consumed...)
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream (x2) - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors. (Consumed.)
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! (x2) - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it. (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
46. Hand Bra (x3) - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. (Destroyed.)
48. Trust Exercises and You! (x2) - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out? (Left in the library.)
50. Parkour 101 (x2) - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment. (Left in the library.)
62. An Egg (x4) - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. (Offered as tribute to Lady Kraken.)
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage (x2) - Nice! (Consumed.)
Chaos Emerald - A beautifully polished purple gemstone said to hold immense power. You should probably wash your hands after holding this. (Given to Yeager.)
Chaos Emerald - A beautifully polished red gemstone said to hold immense power. The power of love and lust and hate, all those things at once. (Given to Yeager.)
Eau de Seduction - An extremely pungent men's cologne in a purple vial. Supposed to make the wearer irresistible, but would probably be more effective as a chemical weapon. (Returned to Decus.)
Flower of Plenty: Toss an orb to your Álfar, oh Flower of Plenty~ Memes aside, it's just a withered looking flower with no powers, yet an almost sickly sweet scent. (Returned to Plumeria.)
Hairbrush - A pink and red hairbrush. Looks a little old-fashioned. (Returned to Anna.)
Ketchup Plant: a yellow flower plant, with some...interesting fruits in the center of the flowers. Those fruits turn out to be ketchup inside some sort of fragile organic capsule. (Returned to Filbo.)
Nectar (x2) - A portion of nectar from the realm of dreams, treasured and consumed by the álfar. Equal parts floral and sweet in taste, it's surprisingly pleasant to drink regardless of your usual inclinations...and don't worry if you feel a little strange after drinking it, that's probably just your imagination.
School Uniform - A uniform for a student of Ashford Academy. (Returned to Zero.)
Spot: A ginger tabby cat. If you are not Data, she is probably extremely unhappy right now; handle with caution. (Returned to Data.)
The Forest of Thorns – a green-colored hard liquor with a strange logo on it. (Offered as tribute to Lord Davy.)